hey lauren! i know that you think you can run with the big dogs now that you live in a city that is well equipped to handle inclement weather, but driving your 17 year old volvo stationwagon with shitty brakes, front wheel drive, and broken windshield wipers in a snowstorm is equally as terrifying and unsafe in Chicago as it is anywhere else in the country, and possibly worse.

friday the 13th tomorrow whats up