January 2011
49 posts
childlikepneuma:
gingeyy:
summerflowers:
amyplease:
I hate when girls text your boyfriend things like “hi (:” and “ah text me tomorrow” its like back the fuck off!
steve will probably think im retarded for reblogging this but srsly, it’s so annoying. or when ex girlfriends text them.
LOL yeah Alex will be like -.- but sometimes it’s like ok wtf -.-
I’m sooo happy I’m not alone. When...
“Is that a can of Heineken? Maybe you’re NOT invited.”
– Travis Morrison of the Dismemberment Plan, while playing “You Are Invited” (via evan)
Demo version of “Thunder Road”
I truly love living in the Mid-Atlantic region.
gronlandicedit:
Far north enough to get snow, far south enough for no one to actually know how to deal with it.
If I were still in school I’d be down with this, but fuck getting stuck in 4 hours of traffic because no one can drive up a slight incline. Because no one brings the plows out until the next morning.
I have a feeling that anywhere north of New Jersey, the second that snowy...
The Best Street Photographer We Never Knew Existed
alexbaca:
muppetpants:
The story is almost as amazing as the photos: more than 100,000 negatives in the collection, about 20-30,000 negatives still in rolls, taken by a mysterious, unknown photographer. She was a nanny by day and a closet photographer—nobody knew about this stuff. Discovered at a garage sale, Vivian Maier is possibly the greatest unknown street photographer.
This is all...
Some Things About Today
lookuplookup:
For some reason all I want to listen to today is “Jamie” by Weezer. I haven’t had a day where all I wanted to listen to was a single Weezer song since like my senior year of college when I was student teaching and had a really bad day where I just listened to “Let’s Sew Our Pants Together” on repeat while thinking about how miserable I was.
Today when I woke up and got ready for...
Day 9: Your Last Kiss
I kissed Scout on the head before because she was being cute. I kissed Kevin goodbye on his first day of school because that’s what moms do, you know?
This might be funny if you understand "Kevin and...
Kevin: well i love my bfs
Lauren: your bfs?
Kevin: best friend
Lauren Kaufman: oh
haha
Kevin: hello!?!
Lauren: i love my boyfriends.
Kevin: get with the program
Day Eight: Something You're Currently Worrying...
Um, the interview I have on my birthday, in Chicago. The tests I have to take two weeks after my birthday, in Chicago. Getting people to cover my shifts for these weekends. Writing a lesson plan again. When I’ll be able to watch the rest of The Wire.
Day Seven: Your Opinion on Cheating on People
Ugh. Like a lot of people have been saying, I’ve never done it, but it’s been done to me. The most recent time being the worst, because there was basically a movie reel of the imagined events playing in my head non-stop for at least a few months (and they didn’t even fuck.) And this was by someone who told me that cheating was the last thing he’d ever do, he’d kill...
Cute Thing Overheard at Liberty Tree
Woman With Baby: "The B in PBR stands for baby?"
Man Next to Her: "Yeah, Pabst Baby Ribbon!"
^_^
Day Six: The Person You Like and Why You Like Them
I like Kevin because last night we just goofed around for two hours making fun of each other and wrestling, which eventually got to the point where he accidentally DROOLED INTO MY MOUTH, which made me start crying because I was so grossed out, and then he comforted me and started drooling on my arm instead, which I liked, and then we watched The Wire and talked about The Wire and Baltimore and...
Day Five: 5 Things That Irritate You About the...
What? Is this even a question? Do I get to pick? Do I have to do both?
The only gendered behaviors that annoy me are when girls talk about how they don’t get along with other girls (“they’re just so dramatic and catty, i get along with guys better, all my friends are guys!1!!”) and when dudes compare getting kicked in the balls to having period cramps (which is like...
Day Four: What You Wear To Bed
It really depends. If I’m hanging out in the cold-ass living room before bed, I’m probably wearing pajama pants and a t-shirt when I go to sleep. If I’m in my stifling hot bedroom and hanging out with Kevin, I’m probably only gonna wear underwear to bed. I don’t enjoy sleeping fully naked. I also take my pants off in the middle of the night when I’ve warmed up...
“Bring up about the Dismemberment Plan’s “The City,” the penultimate cut from the...”
– Respect Is Due: “The City” - DCist (via tbridge)
It’s all D-Plan, all the time around here (at least through tomorrow night). Anyway, every time I see Aaron, we end up speaking in Promise Ring lyrics. His take on “The City” here is awesome.
(via alexbaca)
Pis’t that I didn’t get...
Day Three: What Kind of Person Attracts You
This is a tough one, because the qualities that I think I like in a person are not usually present in the people I am friends with/date. I like to think that I’m attracted to people who don’t take themselves very seriously, but that makes no sense if yer looking at my dating record. Unfortunately, I’m the type of asshole who is attracted to people who make art or music or write;...
Day Two: How Have You Changed in the Past Two...
Hmm. Not much in the past two, but I get steadily less confrontational as time goes on. I used to call people out on everything and take everything to heart, which meant I took everything way too seriously. I’ve found that I’m much more chill and happy when I just brush off the shitty things that people do, but everyone else wonders why I’m still nice to assholes. Can’t...
Day One: Weird Things You Do When You're Alone
I don’t really do that many weird things when I’m alone. I don’t talk to myself or dance around naked or anything like that. Most people have witnessed my weird behaviors, but these things might count:
Whenever I’m absentmindedly chillin in bed or seeing a movie in the dark where no one can watch me, I constantly play with my upper lip. I take two fingers and push up on it...
something i can get behind
“Dear Lifetime tv producers,
Thankyou for putting Unsolved Mysteries back on lifetime and having it on in the afternoon but don’t always show the 2008 Unsolved Mysteries with Ferrina hosting. Please show Unsolved Mysteries episodes with Robert Stack hosting. I like the original Unsolved Mysteries better and Stack was a better host than Ferrina. The music was better in the ...
Paula Deen was making a casserole of sorts.
Paula [to Michael]: If it don't fit, force it.
Michael: That's what I do.
Sharon Van Etten - Don’t Do It
This is one...
pportugal:
I will master the cast iron skillet.
I will save “bacon squeezins”.
I will season the skillet well.
I will cook everything I can with it.
And I will never wash it (with soap).
not your mom's trans 101 →
laurendoty:
“If you want to be a good ally, you need to start taking cissexism and transphobia seriously right now. That means getting our goddamn pronouns right and not expecting a cookie for it … That means understanding the immense privilege you have in your legally recognized, socially approved, medically assigned gender. That means realizing that this is just the beginning. and that you...